Parenting Memes and Jokes
Enjoy a laugh with dozens of parenting memes and jokes. From kids and sleep to food, to every type of parenting humor in between!
Here’s just a small portion of the parenting jokes and memes I’ve collected. I’ve attributed the authors to the best of my knowledge, let me know if I missed someone!
Table of Contents
Crying baby memes
First up, crying babies:
Can you be more specific?
I wish my baby would be more specific, specifically at 3am.
How to calm a baby
From seebangnow on Facebook. If only it were that easy!
Parenting memes about kids and food
Next up is memes about kids and food!
Would you like lunch?
I love this tip from r/beyondthebump. I’m definitely taking notes.
She lived as she died
Poor mom. McSweeny’s Internet Tendency is full of hilarious lists, like Memorials to Those We Have Lost to Parenting.
Kids complaining about dinner
ArtfulNight on Twitter has it right. Even when baby is only drinking milk, they love to refuse the bottle or the boob! But then cry because they’re hungry.
=Related Post: check out over 25 pregnancy memes and jokes here!=
Too dang high!
And now that baby has eaten, it’s time for…
You guessed it! Spit up!
Ready for lunch?
Life without kids memes
Do you even remember your life before you had kids? Me neither.
The adventures of Lady No-Kids
Not sure if flipprior is the original artist here, but I love this picture so much!
Related post: Baby Puns and One-Liners
How to kidnap a parent
This person has it right!
Hypothetical children
At my funeral
“I can’t wait until they talk,” I once said! Little did I know…
Baby sleep memes
And finally, it is time for baby to go to sleep. Or to make jokes about babies sleeping. Or not sleeping.
Sleep when your baby sleeps
I admit, I’ve fallen asleep in some pretty strange times and places once I had a kid!
Eat when the baby eats
Sleeping baby types
tiny_vice has tons of awesome comics on Instagram. My baby loves to do the roller coaster. I think she’s practicing to go to the amusement park rides with me once she’s tall enough!
Wasted sleep
I knew about conservation of energy, but I never thought about conservation of sleep!
The best laid plans
How much should my baby sleep?
Why do babies cry when they’re tired?
I cry when I’m tired sometimes… this is some solid advice right here!
Life with a newborn in Game of Thrones
Melisandre knows best! Diapers are coming!
Revenge of the dad
Why can I see my husband doing this?
Icelandic lullaby
And we’ll finish this section with a lullaby.
Baby Milestones
No idea where this is from, but I’m afraid to find out if the author is right!
Parenting advice memes
What’s the most difficult part of being a parent?
Dieting tips
So that’s where I was going wrong…. I was eating when my daughter was napping. I’ll make sure I sit right next to her from now on!
I love you!
Usually, I don’t like these signs with sayings on them. But I love this one!
Choosing gender-neutral clothes
This tumblr post has great advice. Why celebrate Halloween only once a year?!
Disney World
Sometimes kids are just the best!
Kids toys memes
Kids party ideas on a budget
Shopping with kids memes
The youngling securement zone
NathanWPyle’s Instagram account with the comic Strange Planet is amazing. Not all of his comics are about parenting, but they are all hilarious!
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Or if you want some trivia, find out who the nerdiest celebrity mom is!
