Wheel of Time Memes and Jokes
You’ll be rolling on the floor (laughing) like a Wheel of Time! These WOT memes and jokes go from from how many Aes Sedai does it take to change a light bulb, to memes and reaction images!
Wheel of Time Memes
Am I the only one around here?
Don’t worry Walter, you’re not the only one!
When someone asks what The Wheel of Time is about meme
When someone asks what The Wheel of Time is about, where do you even start?!
Just a quick summary of WoT
Or you could just show them this meme to answer their question!
Just how long are these books, anyway?
Robert Jordan puts George R. R. Martin to shame!
Just how awesome will Amazon’s WoT show be?
Image courtesy of tarvalon.net
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Comparing the WoT books and show
I don’t see any breastplates on those Whitecloaks!
But yeah, how do you pronounce Moghedian?
My lips are sealed!
Book vs Show
Being Forsaken
If Pooh were one of the Forsaken, which would he be? I’ll go with Rahvin.
Series about ladies and dragons
This is one of my favorite Wheel of Time memes!
Wheel of Time vs LotR meme
He is a fool, and he took something, so it fits!
LotR vs WoT meme again!
Memes about Wheel of Time Characters
I’ve collected so many Wheel of Time memes, I tried to divide them into sections. Here are ones about specific characters!
Aes Sedai
So that’s where Robert Jordan got his inspiration!
Aviendha
Don’t worry Rand, you’re not the only one
Lews Therin
Now this is how I will always picture Lews in my mind! Courtesy of Memes of Time on Twitter.
Rand and Mat
Isn’t that the bedrock upon which most friendships were founded?
Rand and Mat again
You know you’ve read too much Wheel of Time when you say “Blood and ashes” instead of other curses.
Mat
Mat’s commitment
Perrin
Don’t we all feel that way about Perrin?
Perrin
Obviously he got that shirt during his time with the Tinkers.
Egwene’s Braid
You know what they say, there are no new stories, we just tell the same ones in different ways. Who knew that Wheel of Time was based on Spiderman!
Nynaeve
Nynaeve again
What if the Wheel of Time characters worked in an office?
Courtesy of Kevin Sedai on Tumbler
Sammael
Logain
Is it madness… or true love?!
Logain again
More Logain memes
Birgette
Min
Loial
More Loial
Moirane
Ah, a Shrek throwback!
Aes Sedai Memes
Green Ajah vs Red Ajah
He Protecc
Being a warder for a Green
WoT memes about weaving
A collection of Wheel of Time memes wouldn’t be complete without some memes about weaving… or cats!
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The Wheel
Weavin Saidar
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Children of the Light memes
If you see something
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Captain Crunch!
Darkfriends
Suns out!
Seanchen
I don’t know who made this awesome propaganda poster, but I love it!
Random Wheel of Time Memes
Spotted at the gym where the WOT cast trains
Josha Stradowski, the actor who plays Rand, posted this whiteboard from the cast’s training sessions.
More like Rand al’Sore, am I right?
Wheel of Time Public Service Announcement meme
It would be better if one was a Ford Ranger…
Would you get matching license plates with your spouse?
She must be from the Blue Ajah
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Old Tongue Words
So that’s how you pronounce that phrase…
My kid at bedtime
Been there, done that
Thanks for the reminder, Edna!
Who wore it better?
That’s a tough call, but I’m gonna have to go with Sideshow Bob
Memes about waiting for the next Wheel of Time episode
Darkfriend Puns
This scene with Rand and Darkfriend Dana is just… so… meme-able! Here are some of my favorite puns.
Darkfriend pun #1
It’s so bad, it’s funny!
Darkfriend pun #2
I didn’t see that one coming!
Darkfriend pun #3
Changing a light bulb- Wheel of Time Joke Edition
How many Tinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Tinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don’t. Tinkers wait for the sun to rise.
How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
Aiel don’t know how to change light bulbs.
How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
There’s more ji in finding one’s way in the dark.
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How many Forsaken does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Forsaken does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Forsakens like it in the dark.
How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but she makes 10 other people think they want to do it for her.
So, how many [color] ajah does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blue: Three; one to change the bulb and one to confuse the issue.
Brown: Three; one to look up the previous references, one to compile an index, and one to record how it gets done… by another ajah.
Green: One, plus a warder to screw with.
Grey: “Well, how many do you think it should take?”
Red: “That’s not funny, burn you!”
White: [Pauses, goes to change a light bulb, returns.] “One.”
Yellow: Three; one to change the bulb, one to learn how it died, and one to try heal the dead one *anyway*.
Black: Two; one to change the bulb, and the other to secretly change it back.
How many Black Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn’t matter, you’re still going to find yourself in the Dark.
How many Black Ajah does it take thi change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it, one to be a witness, one to kill the witness.
How many Black Ajah does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fourteen. One to do it, thirteen to get thirteen Fades and change it back to the Dark
How many Two Rivers folks does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Two Rivers folks does it take to change a lightbulb?
About 20. Everyone on the Village Council will insist that he should take part of the responsibility, so it will take them a long time to find the right person to do it.
Meanwhile, the Women’s Council will be debating which brand of lightbulb they should install, comparing unit prices and MTBF ratings. The plans of the two groups will ultimately conflict, leading to much use of names like “stubborn” and “woolhead”.
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How many Whitecloaks does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Whitecloaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change it, and three to hunt down the darkfriend who let it burn out.
How many ta’averen does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many ta’averen does it take to change a lightbulb?
One; s/he holds the bulb aloft and the world turns about him/her.
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How many Ogier does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Ogier does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it’ll take them six months to decide who should leave the stedding to go purchase it.
How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Brown Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots; to study an obvious artifact from the Age of Legends.
How many Green Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
One: to get the warders to do it.
How many Grey Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten so they can discuss the effects of the absence of light in such dark times.
How many Red Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Two; one to change it; and one to curse men for not making them last longer.
Wheel of Time pick up lines
Rand: Want to see my sword that’s not a sword?
Rand: I only know of two women who love me.
Perrin: I’m gonna be in book 7, really.
Rand: I have real staying power, I am He Who Comes with the Dawn.
Mat: I don’t like to blow my own Horn, but when I do, all the Heroes come.
Mat: I’m talented with the Old Tongue.
Nynaeve: Kiss me or I’ll box your ears.
Aiel pickup line memes
Aiel: I have caught you stealing my heart, you now have toh to me.
Ever heard of Maiden’s Kiss?
Dark pickup lines
Moghedien: Come into my parlor.
Forsaken: Want to live after the last battle?
More Wheel of Time pickup line jokes
Two Rivers: You cannot sleep with me.
Great Game: Nothing is happening in my bedroom, no need to go there.
Great Game: I have 5 wagons of grain.
Loial: Who ever said I put a short handle on my axe?
Min: I see us getting together.
Siuan: Want to swim upstream like a salmon and spawn?
Anyone to a Green: I’m a man.
Galad: Look at me.
Whitecloak: Walk in the Light, but with those legs it’ll be difficult.
Domani: (Like they need a line.)
Duty is heavier than a mountain, and what a pair of mountains you have.
Lugarder: Ever seen a Nine Horse Hitch?
You must be from Tel’aran’rhiod ’cause you look like you walked out of my dreams.
Illuminator: What to see some fireworks?
Illuminator: I want to light up your night.
You know you watch (or read) too much Wheel of Time when… memes
You know you watch (or erad too much Wheel of Time when…
- You refer to your husband or significant other as Warder.
- You’ve referred to your wife or significant other as your Aes Sedai.
- You’ve said ‘goat-kissing’ or ‘wool-headed.’
- You referred to someone in real life as The Dark One
- You say “smallclothes” instead of underwear.
- When someone asks what breed your dog is, you tell them it’s a Darkhound
- You thought to yourself, “Those Illuminators sure outdid themselves this 4th of July!”
Want more Wheel of Time memes and jokes?
Here are some excellent sources:
- Twitter- Memes of Time
- An index of WoT humor