Breastfeeding Jokes, Memes, and Puns: A roundup of the best breastfeeding and breast pump humor
Feeling LETDOWN over breastfeeding? Does pumping SUCK? Get PUMPED with 29+ hilarious and unique breastfeeding memes, jokes, and puns to brighten your day.
I hope these funny breastfeeding memes, jokes, puns, pictures, quotes, and outfits keep you mamas in a good mood!
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Some days when I get home from work, I wonder if my baby is happy to see me or just the boob!
My baby’s review of Mom’s Diner: 4 out of 5 stars. I frequent both locations daily. The food is always great and all you can eat. It is always hot, fresh, and served quickly. The owner, mom, seems tired sometimes and gets annoyed when I climb on the booth. Service is usually slow when I go between midnight and 6 am. I often have to yell before I’m seated- I get no response when I ask quietly and politely. Overall, I would recommend and will be going back!
Yeah, this was something I never considered before breastfeeding! It’s not a gummy worm! Yet this is normal life for many moms! (Related: Learn everything you need to know about baby behavior during breastfeeding!)
I’ve never been so happy yet so uncomfortable!
Alternate caption: I make milk, what’s your superpower?
You’re welcome for getting “Let it go” stuck in your head! Courtesy of Twitter.
Also courtesy of Twitter.
Source: Amazon. Can never go wrong with some terrible puns!
How quickly did you start some of the real breastfeeding positions? One of my baby’s favorite moves is the face kick!
Found on Amazon here. Any baby clothes with dinosaurs are a win in my book!
Most babies just don’t realize how powerful they are!
There are some benefits to breastfeeding!
It means more boobies
For the rest of your days
It’s my bottle-free philosophy
Found on Amazon. I always love these prank boxes…. Click through to see the captions on the back and sides, they’re pretty amazing!
Nerdy history alert! This is actually an iconic illustration called “The Lactation of St. Bernard.” Saint Bernard was inspired by Mary’s lactation! Read more here.
Breast Pump Memes
And of course, I have to throw a few breast pump jokes and memes in here too! I would totally go on an adventure with Nicholas Cage and my breast pump!
I always appreciates a good Letterkenny jokes! But why you gotta be so flippin’ awkward, bud?
Speaking of awkward… At first, it was weird talking about “the mom room” at work when I’d go to pump. But then I started having fun making things awkward for my coworkers, and I never turned back!
Breast pump, cooler, bottles, spare parts, my lunch, a water bottle, laptop… I carry more stuff to work than I do when I take my baby somewhere!
I love the attention to detail in this setup! Check out the pumpkin seeds in the bottles!
Last but not least, this breast pump joke is definitely my favorite!
I was wondering what my breast milk tastes like, so I asked the baby. He told me… Umami!
Did you hear that news story where a woman assaulted a police officer by spraying breast milk at him? Her attorney should get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression!
Breast milk is better than any udder milk!
Breast Pump Puns
My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breast milk fell out. “Oh, sorry,” I said. “The fridge is boobie-trapped!”
What kind of batteries does a breast pump use? Double d’s!
Funny Breastfeeding Quotes
Glad these parents have divided things up!
I wish my baby would learn this lesson!
Alrighty, that’s all, folks!
Conclusions: Breastfeeding Jokes and Memes
I hope you had a good laugh! Breastfeeding and pumping can be challenging, and having a sense of humor helps make things manageable. If you enjoyed this post, please share it!
I’d also love to hear any breastfeeding or pumping jokes or awkward conversations you’ve had in the comments! My personal best: One of my coworkers loved weirding people out. When someone stopped by my desk and asked where I was, he’d make a motion like he was milking a cow. When they inevitably had no idea what he was talking about, he’d suggestively raise his eyebrows. Of course, they still wouldn’t get it, so he’d say in a stage whisper “She’s in the mom room!” and make a shocked face!
- Not sure which breast pump to get? Read Breast Pump Comparison: Spectra S2 vs Medela PISA
- Want to pump more efficiently? Read 35 Spectra S2 Tips
- Try These Simple Tricks When Your Baby is Distracted While Bottle Feeding!
- Read mymomsanerd‘s recommended pumping schedules for working moms.
- Bored? Check out activities during pumping or breastfeeding
- Learn about historical baby stuff, like how baby formula was invented, from mymomsanerd.com.
- Learn about the history of baby bottles!