The [23] Best Nerdy Diaper Bags for Geeky Parents
As a mom, I want to show off with a nerdy diaper bag! But there are so many options for diaper bags that you know… look like baby gear. Pastel patterns, light pink or blue, baby animals all over them… Well you won’t find any of those in this post!
While some of the nerdy diaper bags below are actually backpacks, I’ve found that a regular old bag makes a great diaper bag. However, some do come with their own changing pad and an insulated bottle compartment, if that’s what you’re looking for.
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Gaming-Inspired Nerdy Diaper Bags
Minecraft
This durable Minecraft backpack (click to view on Amazon) will suit any explorer, with or without a baby! The bag is huge and has a big opening so you can fit almost anything inside. When your little one gets older, they could even use this bag for sleepovers or camping trips!
Zelda
This subtly nerdy and roomy Zelda backpack (click to view on Amazon) will give you plenty of room for dungeon maps, pieces of the Triforce, all the Boss Keys you find, plus diapers and wipes! Just be careful not to mix up the potions, faeries in bottles, and baby bottles!
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Fallout
This Vault-Tec tactical backpack (click to view on Amazon) will last through any nuclear disaster with its metal buckles and heavy-duty nylon exterior! The center compartment has a dividing pocket, and some smaller pockets to help you find whatever you are looking for.
Sadly the Fallout Vault Tec is currently unavailable on Amazon or elsewhere we’ve looked. But this HighSpeedDaddy Baby Diaper Backpack will give off the same rugged tactical vibes and is perfect for adventurous parents. It has multiple compartments including integrated stroller straps, and collapsible thermal insulated pockets for baby bottles.
Dungeons & Dragons
I love this Dungeons and Dragons Themed Backpack from Adventurer’s Forge on Amazon! In addition to its geeky yet simple design, its multiple inside and outside pockets are great for stocking other baby supplies and a spacious main compartment for diapers.
Diaper Bags from your Favorite Nerdy Movies
Harry Potter
This unique and eye-catching Harry Potter Hogwarts House Backpack has multiple outside pockets you can use to insert baby wipes and other necessities. Its inside is spacious and ideal for packing your baby’s needs while giving off a cool wizardry look on the outside.
This geeky Hogwarts Express backpack gives off the Harry Potter wizardry feel without looking childish. It has multiple inside and outside pockets you can use to insert plenty of baby essentials.
This Harry Potter Hedwig Owl bag with adorable fuzzy owl eyes design will be a guaranteed head turner! It has a huge compartment perfect for carrying your baby’s diaper and supplies without looking bulky. Aside from front and side pockets, it also has an interior zipped compartment to secure your valuables.
If you’re looking for a smaller diaper bag, check out this Harry Potter Herbology Tote Bag. It has a large main compartment great for whenever you’re in a hurry and need to grab-and-go your baby’s diaper stash.
Or check out this Mischief Managed tote on Amazon! It has a ton of zippered pockets inside so you can keep your stuff separate from your baby’s. The zipper pulls even say “mischief managed!” And the inside looks like a Marauder’s Map!
Star Wars
Gear up to travel the galaxy with this Stormtrooper bag (available on Amazon)! The padded straps will keep you comfortable too. The only downside is that it’s white!
This roomy Star Wars backpack (click to check the price on Amazon) would make a great diaper bag! It has a ton of pockets, lots of storage space, and it’s really comfortable. It also comes in orange if you’d rather go for the Rebel pilot look!
Subtly express your love for Star Wars while carrying your little one’s goods with this Darth Vader-inspired backpack from Amazon. It has a side handle so you can carry it like a messenger bag, and a side zipper opening to an inside pocket. Its sleek and smart design makes it even more nerdy and versatile!
This adorable Star Wars diaper bag has a whopping total of 12 pockets perfect for organizing your baby essentials! It also has D-rings for attaching your baby’s stroller, and includes a washable changing pad.
Star Trek
This Star Trek Starfleet Academy backpack is so unique! It’s durable, has a cushioned strap, it’s a fun shade of blue, and covered with embroidered logos and patches to represent years in the academy. It even has a huge embroidered logo on the back that screams “awesome” no matter how you wear the bag. It has multiple compartments and has space for your laptop.
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Lord of the Rings
You may be mistaken for a hobbit and taken to Isengard with this canvas explorer’s bag from Amazon! It’s waterproof and pretty roomy. Plus it has a few pockets with zippers, even though you might not expect it from a bag that looks like it belongs at a renaissance fair!
Deadpool
This Deadpool diaper bag (click to view on Amazon) is as durable as Wade Wilson himself! Plus you can look like a nerd without looking too childish. It’s comfortable and can fit quite a bit inside!
Captain Marvel
You will look Marvel-ous carrying this cute Captain Marvel bag (available on Amazon)! With lots of interior pockets to keep everything organized, it makes a great diaper bag. Plus it has padded straps and you can easily wipe it clean.
Nerdy Diaper Bags from TV Shows
Doctor Who
While this Tardis diaper bag backpack (click to view on Amazon) might not be a time machine, it’s still pretty amazing! And just like the Tardis, it’s bigger on the inside than you’d expect. With a couple pockets on the outside, this bag makes a great small diaper bag!
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Dragon Ball Z
Is your baby’s power level over 9,000? Although this Dragon Ball Z backpack (available on Amazon) doesn’t have a lot of pockets compared to other bags on this list, it’s got plenty of space.
Game of Thrones
Winter may be coming, but you’ll be prepared for anything with this Game of Thrones bag from Amazon! I love that it’s so subtly nerdy.
Westworld
Do you ever wish you could escape to a wild- west themed amusement park with android hosts? Well now you and your baby are one step closer to your dream with this high quality Westworld-inspired bag from Amazon!
Hunter x Hunter
This HunterxHunter Gon’s Hunter backpack from Bioworld will make you look like you’ve passed one of the hardest exams in anime. Its spacious main compartment and side pockets are great for carrying bulk stock of your baby’s needs. Don’t let its bright color scare you – this bag is super easy to clean. Just simply wipe the dirt off and then it’s good to go again.
Other Nerdy Diaper Bags
Space- Themed
This gorgeous galaxy-themed backpack diaper bag (click to view on Amazon) even has awesome constellation patterns! And with the beautiful design, it looks more like a purse than a backpack. It has several pockets, including ones on the sides that can hold bottles. It’s just the right size for taking around town while you run errands, or go to the park.
This bag is top tier nerdy! Get ready for space adventures with your baby with this NASA-themed Backpack. It has multiple pockets for organizing your baby’s stuff.
This NASA-Themed Insulated Tote Bag is also a great addition for keeping you and your baby’s food and bottles fresh!
Vikings and Dragons
This is my favorite nerdy diaper bag! Does it get any nerdier than history and dragons on one bag (click to see it on Amazon)? It’s got a bunch of pockets both inside and outside- the main compartment also has a small zipper compartment and four small elastic compartments. The outside has two small pockets for bottles,and a zipper pocket on the front. And this bag is the perfect size for everything you need. It can even fit a small laptop if you want to toss one in!
Dinosaurs
I searched high and low for a dinosaur themed bag (click to view on Amazon), and I love that this nerdy diaper bag doesn’t look like a little kid’s backpack! Although, I could see a kid wanting to use this bag for their own stuff once they get older! Like the viking and dragon bag above, it has a main compartment with a small zippered section, and four other small compartments with elastic. Then on the outside, it has two small pockets for bottles, and a zipper compartment on the front.
Aquatic-Themed
If you’re into aquatic life documentaries or into marine life in general, you might like this Aquatic-Themed Diaper Bag from BabbleRoo. It includes insulated pockets for bottles, an easy wipe-clean foldable changing mat, detachable pacifier holders, and stroller straps! Now that’s a deal!
More Nerdy Diaper Bags
World of Warcraft
This WoW backpack- diaper bag from Amazon is simply … WOW! Check out the cute little Murky the Murloc, Illidan, Panaren, and more! This enormous bag has insulated bottle pockets and includes a changing pad. Plus lots of compartments, including a parent pocket for your wallet, phone, and keys.
Magic: The Gathering
Walk the planes with this slick Magic: The Gathering backpack (from Amazon) that mom or dad can carry! The side pockets can hold bottles. And the interior of the bag has deck dividers, which are great to help you keep all the different baby items organized and separated.
Sonic The Hedgehog
This durable, high quality Sonic bag from Amazon has tons of pockets and zipper compartments for everything you need to store! If you’ve gotta go fast, this backpack will make a great diaper bag for you!
Gundam
I wish I had a huge robot to carry all the stuff my baby needs. But since that’s not an option, this retro Gundam anime backpack from Amazon will have to do! However, it doesn’t have many pockets compared to other bags on my list!
Conclusions on Nerdy Diaper Bags
There’s no need to have a diaper bag that looks like baby gear. There are so many options for nerdy diaper bags! Whatever genre you are looking for, there’s probably something on Amazon that will fit your geeky personality and budget.
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