82 Pairs Of Funny Twin Names

Funny twin names are great for a laugh! They’re perfect for pets, video game characters, creative writing, and so on. But please don’t use them on real human beings.

Whether you’re looking for goofy, silly, punny, clever, or just downright absurd, you’ll find all kind of twin names here!

Twin Names That Make A Word Or Phrase When You Put Them Together

Let’s start with my favorite, twin names that make a pun or phrase when you put them together! I love these since they tend to be more subtle than other funny twin names on our list!

Brynn and Garret

Let’s kick things off with one of my all time favorites. Brynn and Garrett… or should I say Grin and bear it! This is actually hilarious since it can sorta fly under the radar!

Claire and Annette

“Claire, Annette, meet your new music teacher!” Get it? Sounds like clarinet!

Viola and Lynn (violin)

“Viola, Lynn, welcome to the orchestra!” These don’t flow quite as well as Claire Annette. But continuing our musical twin name theme, we sort of get violin here!

Sam and Ella

“Seems like Sam and Ella are always sick!” These twin names sound like salmonella.

Al and Berta

“Have you met the Canadian twins, Al and his sister Berta?”

Cal and Gary

“Oh! I thought you were talking about the other Canadian twins, Cal and Gary!”

And don’t forget Manny and Toby. Or Nova and Scotty. Of course, there’s Key and Beck. And the triplets Prince, Edward, and Isla.

Beauregard and Tyler

Or as I prefer, Bo Ty. Bow tie! Although you could go with Ty Beau if you’re a martial arts fan – taebo!

Terry and Tori

Put em together and what do you get? Territory! If you’re going for longer names, or more subtle, try Terrence and Victoria.

Sharon and Karen

Sharing is caring! As far as names on this list go, Sharon and Karen are not a terrible combination.

More name ideas: Famous Twin Names

Funny Themed Twin Names

I love this category of funny twin names since they usually don’t sound the same! That being said, many of these are downright terrible for children.

Easton and Weston

I’m personally not a fan of last names as first names, but I’ll admit pairing Easton and Weston is pretty funny! If you want to be more subtle, try Wesley instead of Weston.

Angel and Damon

What do you think? Are Angel and Demon – I mean Damon– too silly for twins? To be a tiny bit more subtle, you could try Angelica or Angelo and Damon.

Jet and Bianca

Get it? Jet is a black color and Bianca means white!

Venus and Pluto

As far as planet (ish) names go, Venus and Pluto are awful! If I had to choose names from our solar system, I’d go with… well… umm… actually, our planets don’t really make great names.

Check out our list of outer space themed names that are actually good!

Denim and Lace

Ah yes, the main character from the book The Face on the Milk Carton wanted to name her children Denim and Lace if she ever had twins.

Did you know the plant Russian Sage is also known as the denim and lace plant?

Axel and Rod

I suppose a pair of twins named Axel and Rod is just a smidge better than twins names Axel and Rose.

Sunny and Rain

In my book, this is more sad than funny. Sunny and Rain aren’t bad names, but putting them together sure is.

Lexus and Mercedes

Could you imagine twin sisters named Lexus and Mercedes? Their siblings are named Porsche, Ferrari, Bugatti, and Tesla.

You might also enjoy our list of posh baby names.

Tabitha and Catherine

You’re probably thinking “I don’t get it…. What’s the theme between Tabitha and Catherine?” Well, you see, their nicknames would be Tabby and Cat.

Ok, I’ll see myself out.

Twilight and Dawn

Ugh, so terrible! Which is a worse name? Twilight or Dusk? At least Dawn is a normal name. Twyla might be a slightly better choice.

Jackson and Jillian

I bet their mom always sang them a nursery rhyme before bed:

Jackson and Jillian went up the hillian to fetch a pail of water

Jackson fell down and broke his crown

And Jillian came tumbling after

Terra and Skye

Earth and air, Terra and Skye. You could also use Gaia or Petra for earth. And names like Skyler for other options.

Crystal and Molly

And we’ve saved the best – or maybe it’s the worst – for last. Repeat after me: I will not name my children after drugs. While this sibling set is hilarious, no children should ever be inflicted with this pair of names.

Find more great name options: Unique Twin Names For Boy & Girl

Rhyming Twin Names

Personally, I wouldn’t want to give my kids rhyming names. The children may get mistaken for each other just because they are twins. But if they have such similar names, it’ll be even worse!

Brody and Cody

If you like the names Cody and Brody, you could also consider Dodie or Jody for a girl.

Carrie and Mary

There are many other names that rhyme with these two. If you’re going for full names, there’s Barry, Gary, Harry, Jerry, Larry, Perry, and Terry.

You can have some fun with this set. Maybe you go for full names that don’t rhyme, but nicknames that do! Like Darryl (Derry), Gerald (Gary or Jerry), Harold (Harry), Lawrence (Larry), Marianne (Mary), Terrence (Terry), to just name a few (pun intended)!

Mario and Dario

And here you thought we were going to say Mario and Luigi!

Ronald and Donald

For some reason, I’m suddenly thinking about French fries and a burger.

More Silly Rhyming Names

There are countless rhyming names, but here are a few to get your gears turning.

Arlo and Marlow
Chloe and Zoe
Duane and Wayne (or Blaine, Jane, and Rain)
Dustin and Justin
Hannah and Savannah
Joyce and Royce
Marlene and Darlene
Abigail and Gabrielle (Abby and Gabby)

Girl And Boy Names That Are Spelled Differently But Sound The Same

Could you imagine the mass confusion if your kids’ names were almost identical?!

Dawn and Don
Erin and Aaron
Frances and Francis
Jean and Gene
Cary and Kerry
Rhys and Reese

Related post: Unique Twin Names For Girls

Names That Sound Almost The Same

This is just so wrong! Of course, this is just the start of what could be a very long list

Dennis and Denise
Dorothy and Theodore
Eliza and Elijah
Elsa and Isla
Marion and Marian
Mary Rose and Rosemary
Norah and Noah
Tammy and Timmy (or Tommy!)

Putting Two Names Together That Make A Famous Person’s Name

Why would you even do this?!

John and Wayne
Bruce and Wayne
Bruce and Lee
Marilyn and Monroe
James and Taylor
Chuck and Norris
Elvis and Presley
Patrick and Stewart

Thanks, I hate it

Names With The Same Nickname

The full names aren’t so similar, but the nicknames are!

Christopher and Crystal
Patricia and Patrick
Samuel and Samantha

Palindrome twin names

Abram and Marba
Alan and Nala
Alec and Cela
Allen and Nella
Aron and Nora
Ave and Eva
Axel and Lexa
Dot and Tod
Heaven and Neveah
Leon and Noel

Names From Famous Twins

Maybe these are funny, maybe they aren’t…

Romulus and Remus
Cain and Abel
Castor and Pollux
Fred and George

Two Names That Go Together Like…

Jack and Daniel
Sherry and Brandy
Kit and Kat
Smith and Wesson
Tia and Maria
Tim and Horton
Tim and Tam
TJ and Max
Polly and Ester

More name ideas: Unique Twin Names for Boys

Wrap Up – Funny Twin Names

And there you have it, dozens of choices for funny twin names! Please let us know your favorites and any that we missed in the comments.

Resource: The website Behind the Name is a fantastic resource for finding more names based on uniqueness, similarity to other names, and meaning.